Arts & Entertainment: Etsy-style crafter

  • Direct all of those supposedly risque e-cards to your spam folder — there’s an occasions-expert within the city limits who is not only bawdy and funny, but raunchy and hilarious. And furthermore, Robin Plemmons produces physical cards that you can send in the mail. Nothing says “hear-hear” to your friends with the new baby quite like “Congratulations on making a human with your genitals.” Visit for more cards, jokes, fake book covers and reasons to live. — J.B.